A 20 year old who was just released from jail for underage drinking didn’t even make it out of the building before committing another crime.
In the lobby of the police station there was a Christmas tree with wrapped presents underneath it. Apparently, the kid thought they were for him and grabbed a handful and dashed for the door. But the thing is those presents were just empty boxes.
When he realized it, he threw the boxes down before he got to the door. Lucky for him since the boxes had no value, the cops didn’t charge him with anything and let him go.